So apparently this happened (Teenage Eris’ Hobbit Slashfics)

subject: 2002 – hobbitslash!
eventtime: 2003-07-10 16:23:00
itemid: 170
Tags: lord of the rings, prose, fanfiction, merry/pippin, slash

We begin our tale on a clear and crisp spring morning in the Shire. Birds sang melodically just outside of Brandyhall and crickets ceased their chirping. Meriadoc Brandybuck rolled over and snorted in his sleep. A daring lone fly buzzed past the yawning mouth of Peregrin Took. The sun rose slowly, as though apprehensive of the events that were to transpire.

I was just thinking about The Hobbit, was reading about LOTR, and then remembered to dig this up…

The night I (technically) lost my virginity was the night Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring premiered!

But the film premiered in my hometown and in wide release on Christmas Day. I didn’t write about actually seeing the film until the day after Christmas.

 
subject: Frodo and Samwise are doin’ it, I swear on me mother’s goat
eventtime: 2001-12-26 00:39:00
itemid: 902
Music: We Wish You A Merry Christmas……gweeeeehee…

Me and [JP] saw “Lord of the Rings” tonight and it was jeece and a half thrown into a blender with Moses, Jachariah, and Abigail Williams. I also found some slash to celebrate. Yeehaw.


[andrew]:
2001-12-26T00:30:01Z
Yeeeeeeea, thats exactly what Juan leaned over and said to me about 90 times during the damn movie… heh.
[me]:
2001-12-26T13:10:15Z
What, about Sam and Frodo? lol

[nathan]: Ohhhhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhh.
2001-12-26T10:41:04Z
Friend: “The movie was fast paced. They couldn’t fit Tom Bobbindale in.. If he did, it’d be.. ‘Meesa Tom Bobbindale! Meesa no like-a dat Sauron!”.. Hehehehehehhehehehhehehehe. ^^
[me]: Re: Ohhhhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhh.
2001-12-26T13:10:34Z
Sauron’s a bitch.

Jump In (“Once Upon a Time” fanfic)

Title: Jump In
Author: bostoneris aka yuffiehighwind
Rating: Mature
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings/Characters: Jefferson/Wife, Jefferson/Regina, Leopold/Regina
Wordcount: 1,723
Chapters: 4
Summary:  Jefferson wouldn’t tell anyone how the hat worked, but at least two women got to know some of its secrets.
Disclaimer: I do not own Once Upon a Time, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

 Read this on Archive of Our Own

http://archiveofourown.org/works/612526

One Year (“Once Upon a Time” fanfic, AO3 link)

Title: One Year
Author: bostoneris aka yuffiehighwind
Rating: Teen
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings/Characters: Regina (Evil Queen)/Jefferson (Mad Hatter); Mary Margaret (Snow White)/Dr. Whale (Victor Frankenstein); Archie (Jiminy Cricket)/Ruby (Red Riding Hood); Regina/Graham (The Huntsman)
Setting: Storybrooke, late 1990’s
Wordcount: 6,389
Chapters: 4

Summary: Relationships in Storybrooke have a temporary quality unique to the town. So does memory.

Disclaimer: I do not own Once Upon a Time, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Read this on Archive of Our Own

http://archiveofourown.org/works/612546

One Year (“Once Upon a Time” fanfic)

Title: One Year
Author: bostoneris aka newengland32
Rating: Teen
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairings/Characters: Regina (Evil Queen)/Jefferson (Mad Hatter); Mary Margaret (Snow White)/Dr. Whale (Victor Frankenstein); Archie (Jiminy Cricket)/Ruby (Red Riding Hood); Regina/Graham (The Huntsman)
Setting: Storybrooke, late 1990’s
Wordcount: 6,456
Chapters: sort-of connected shorts, not chapters, with uncreative titles
-Two Lives, One Father – Regina wonders what’s real.
-One Drink – Jefferson pretends not to remember.
-Next Year – Romances in Storybrooke have a temporary quality unique to the town.
-The Worst – Regina’s relationships are built on lies.
Disclaimer: I do not own Once Upon a Time, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Read this on LiveJournal

http://newengland32.livejournal.com/335771.html

The Worst

Disclaimer I do not own Once Upon a Time, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

The worst New Years parties were the ones spent with Graham.

Everyone wanted the charming Irish sheriff around – (How had he ended up in Maine? No one remembered) – and who wouldn’t? Regina herself had chosen him, all those years ago, half for his talent and half for his looks, unaware he was so compassionate he would let her most hated enemy go. He killed humans, did he not? He was a master archer and hunter, with no qualms about taking the life of a poacher. But Snow White was barely twenty and she had never harmed anyone, save Regina. Of course the Huntsman would have let her escape. It seemed so obvious in retrospect.

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Next Year

Disclaimer I do not own Once Upon a Time, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

There was something deeply comforting about science. About biology. Hard facts.

Dr. Jonathan Whale had grown up (or had his whole life been fully formed and decided from the start?) fascinated with how things worked. He would aggravate his parents (whose faces he couldn’t quite remember) by taking apart every mechanical thing he could get his hands on, to put them back together himself, from scratch. That was until he was old enough to roam Maine’s wilderness, observing the bugs and birds. He took home an injured baby raccoon, once, to nurse back to health, but it died in the night. His father had to pry its little box away from Jonathan, who cried at the injustice of it. Why did death have to be so final? He poured over books and soared through his science classes determined to gain some control over life and death. The best he could do was become a doctor, and a surgeon. He grew proud and more than a little bit haughty about his skill, but still cried, sometimes, in private, if he lost a patient. A surgeon had to remain cold and clinical, or find the humor in his job, looking death square in the eye and showing no fear. Death was inevitable, and yet…and yet…

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One Drink

Disclaimer I do not own Once Upon a Time, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Two Lives, One Father

A young Regina huddled by the roaring fire her father had made at the girl’s insistence.

“That’s quite large enough, my dear.”

The girl leaned close, mesmerized by the dancing flames. Placing a warning hand on her shoulder, he tutted, “No, no, Regina. You’ll singe your eyebrows that close!”

He nudged the girl away and set the fireplace screen in front of the blaze. Regina could feel her face melting and shuffled back. She removed her shawl and rolled up her sleeves. Reaching a hand out, she tested how close she would dare get. The metal screen was a necessary precaution, even for a ten-year-old like her. The fire stirred buried feelings – strange feelings – within Regina. Faint memories of such heat bursting from her own fingertips. She longed to do it again.

Her father sat in his armchair watching his daughter’s fascination. He chuckled.

“It’s as if you’d never seen fire before!”

“Not like this,” she murmured.

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The Scent of Apples (Regina/Jefferson “Once Upon a Time” fanfic)

 Title: The Scent of Apples

Author: bostoneris aka yuffiehighwind

Rating: Sexually Explicit

Warning: Dubcon

Fandom: Once Upon a Time

Characters: Regina/Jefferson

Chapters: One-shot

Disclaimer: I do not own Once Upon a Time, nor the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Summary: After Snow and Emma return from the Enchanted Forest and reunite with Henry, Regina seeks a distraction from losing him. Takes place after S2 Ep9 “Queen of Hearts.”

Read here on Archive of Our Own

http://archiveofourown.org/works/595081